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Philip
Oct 13, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Is this you?

Watch a new show? No. Watch The Office again.

If so, then read this book. (You can get it HERE. It's $20.)

Or you could find somebody who bought it, and borrow it off of them. (Probably.) Chances are your library doesn't have it. Like the website says, "A digital packet for a paperless world." (My copy is printed out - white/24lb/bond/single-sided/unbound - Suck it, @Shea... a digital packet for a paperless world, indeed.)

Look: if you're a fan of the show, you're bound to love this book. It's just like friends discussing the stuf

Is this you?

Watch a new show? No. Watch The Office again.

If so, then read this book. (You can get it HERE. It's $20.)

Or you could find somebody who bought it, and borrow it off of them. (Probably.) Chances are your library doesn't have it. Like the website says, "A digital packet for a paperless world." (My copy is printed out - white/24lb/bond/single-sided/unbound - Suck it, @Shea... a digital packet for a paperless world, indeed.)

Look: if you're a fan of the show, you're bound to love this book. It's just like friends discussing the stuff you love about the show. And Shea Serrano has his own unique informal style. (For instance, at one point he uses seven parenthetical asides.)(I realize that that's maybe not particularly unique.)(But they were in a row.)(Maybe that's just poor writing, and maybe it's not unique because a lot of people have done that.)(But 7? In a row?)(#That's what she said. NSFW )

And his style is set up in a way that lets you argue with him. He's doing this on purpose. Like, a couple people on here have criticized him for making a "book of lists" (it's really not), but even so, they're new lists - and lists you can debate. He purposefully sets them up antagonistically. For instance, he asks who the best Office romance is, and then he makes up arbitrary reasons why certain couples don't make the grade as he whittles it down to the champion. And you can be like: it's obviously Jim and Pam. The only reason it's not Jim and Pam is because you feel like that's too cutesy and obvious, so you had so make up some stupid rule that, "The most perfect couple from The Office has to have overcome at least one real breakup." A: Stupid rule. I never broke up with my wife, and we're perfect. B: Shea could have totally made a secondary rule that said something like - Jim and Pam basically broke up three times before they got together. Automatic victory.

So, he sets it up so that you can fight him on stuff.

Like from that same essay, one of the couples is, "Holly and The Guy She Was With When She Wasn't With Michael." There's no way he forgot that that guy's name was AJ. I mean, I didn't have to watch the series in its entirety 6 times to know this. AJ has a name. He was a real character. So, when that couple got nixed right off the bat with "Requirement 1: The perfect couple from The Office cannot be one that, when you're talking about them, you have to give some kind of quick explanation about either of the people in the relationship."

Of course, nobody's going to fight him on that one. That relationship gets axed for a number of reasons, and didn't stand a chance. But it's the principle.

For some reason, I'm stuck on this essay, when there are a lot of other good ones to talk about. But while I'm here, I'll mention his footnotes. They're generally pretty funny, or interesting. But I'll help you out on this one: Footnote 5 on page 65, "I looked up the definitions for "senator" and "state senator" and still don't know how one is different from the other."

In the US, we have the federal government, and state governments. (The federal government is not over the state governments, by the way. At least, not according to the Bill of Rights.) Each state gets 2 senators that go to Washington DC, and work from there. Each state (depending on how their state government is set up) also - perhaps - has state senators that work for the state government. Since Scranton is in PA, we'll look at that. Pennsylvania's legislative branch of government is made up of The Pennsylvania General Assembly. The Upper House is the State Senate, and it has 50 State Senators making laws specifically for Pennsylvania.

But I'll add that being a state senator is still kindof a big deal. So, I too am always a little confused at the condescension and dismissive tone when people (see Oscar, et al) are insistent on referring to him as a state senator rather than just "Senator."

(All that just for mentioning his cool footnotes.)

Oh! One more thing from that essay that I think about a bunch: Kelly and Ryan make out a ton on the show. Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak are also writers for the show. So, they were writing all these makeout scenes for themselves. Is that weird?

I thought it was great. I didn't even mention The Scouting Report - which was probably my favorite of the essays. But, I'm obviously biased. I went to college right there in Scranton. I watched the show a dozen times. This book sold itself to me. Or, well, to my brother-in-law, at any rate. It was very good. And I get to add it to my non-fiction shelf, so it makes me - and my reading stats - look smarter.

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Kirsty
Sep 11, 2018 rated it really liked it
I think it is pretty obvious that only fans of The Office would enjoy this. My boyfriend bought this for me and sent me the PDF, which is the only way to access it.

I liked it a lot, going in without expecting too much because I knew it was just a few short essays. I felt myself wanting slightly more, but that is because I enjoy analyzing television shows and this was more of a discussion about either specific episodes or characters rather than any analyzing, which is just fine really. The Offic

I think it is pretty obvious that only fans of The Office would enjoy this. My boyfriend bought this for me and sent me the PDF, which is the only way to access it.

I liked it a lot, going in without expecting too much because I knew it was just a few short essays. I felt myself wanting slightly more, but that is because I enjoy analyzing television shows and this was more of a discussion about either specific episodes or characters rather than any analyzing, which is just fine really. The Office probably shouldn't be a show I read too much into (even though I totally still do). I did find myself tearing up a bit during the "Pam's Art Show" essay, but I think that's because that episode is so emotional to me already and talking about it or watching it makes me cry.

This is four stars because I love The Office, I love the artwork, I love Shea Serrano's writing, and I found myself laughing more often than not. I docked a star because I don't think I'm the biggest list person, and Serrano definitely is.

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Andrew Nguyen
Jul 25, 2018 rated it really liked it
Shea's articles on Grantland and The Ringer are always enjoyable and are sometimes hilarious. This collection of essays lands somewhere north of average.

I really like Shea's writing because it's mostly written like I'm talking shit with my friends and coming up with dumb hypothetical situations. This is CRFM at its best, producing a scouting report for each of the players on The Basketball Game episode. On the other end of the spectrum, there are in depth pieces on specific episodes like The Art

Shea's articles on Grantland and The Ringer are always enjoyable and are sometimes hilarious. This collection of essays lands somewhere north of average.

I really like Shea's writing because it's mostly written like I'm talking shit with my friends and coming up with dumb hypothetical situations. This is CRFM at its best, producing a scouting report for each of the players on The Basketball Game episode. On the other end of the spectrum, there are in depth pieces on specific episodes like The Art Show. I think this piece is also really good. I really appreciate when a critic is able to point out subtle things an actress does. I don't have any talent for this, and it makes you really appreciate how much we internalize small gestures without even thinking about it.

After reading two of Shea's books, I guess I'm a little tired of the listicles. And the theory about the desk arrangements as metaphor seemed contrived instead of just chalking it up to the evolution of story/character arcs.

I would definitely recommend this if you're a big fan of The Office or Shea's work. Arturo's art is a great complement as well.

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Jackie Mancini
Aug 17, 2020 rated it really liked it
I was supposed to be learning about Secured Transactions for the bar exam and instead I spent 2 hours reading this, which I think was honestly the right call.
Kevin
Aug 04, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Witty, fascinating, strangely prescient. A must-read for fans of the Office.
Renz Celeridad
When you want to binge-watch The Office and you don't know which episode to choose, open CRFM, and go to a random page number.

Shea Serrano has a knack for retelling stories in a much funnier and more engaging way. This is the second time I've read a Shea Serrano book (The first one is Basketball [And Other Things]), and as expected, he was able to think about something in a very different yet so familiar manner.

CRFM is a retelling of The Office. He basically replayed the most memorable moments a

When you want to binge-watch The Office and you don't know which episode to choose, open CRFM, and go to a random page number.

Shea Serrano has a knack for retelling stories in a much funnier and more engaging way. This is the second time I've read a Shea Serrano book (The first one is Basketball [And Other Things]), and as expected, he was able to think about something in a very different yet so familiar manner.

CRFM is a retelling of The Office. He basically replayed the most memorable moments and those moments that you've probably forgotten.

The difference though is that Shea didn't just tell the story again. He inserted his witty remarks here and there the same way Michael Scott is able to insert "That's what she said" in the conversation.

Speaking of "that's what she said," Shea ranked the best "That's What She Said" in The Office in one of the essays. He set criteria, which you will probably agree with. He had also a thought exercise where he reimagined The Office characters as characters in a heist movie.

There's also a scouting report about the warehouse basketball game, like, how was he able to write 3,000 words about this scene???

The best essay for me is the one he called the nerdiest in the book. It's the part where he rationalized the office setup of The Office, i.e., the significance of Michael being in a separate room, Pam having a slightly different table than the rest, Andy, Phillys, and Stanley on a three-table setup, as were Oscar, Kevin, and Angela, and so on.

My second favorite essay is his breakdown of Pam's Art Show and how it developed Pam and Michael's personal relationship.

For me, that's just classic Shea Serrano.

I have finished CRFM in 2 days but I probably would have finished it in less than 2 hours. I keep on binge-watching episodes on YouTube every time Shea says something about a specific The Office moment. He's able to articulate thoughts about The Office you never thought you have. That's why you should read CRFM. And that's why you should binge-watch The Office again.

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Cathy O'Neal
I am a total nerd when it comes to The Office. Seriously. I've seen the episodes before Steve Carell left the show many. many times each. I've seen the later ones also, just not as many times. It just wasn't the same without Michael Scott. (I also firmly believe that Steve Carell should really be with me. Sorry, Nancy Carell.) I discovered this ebook by reading an article in Texas Monthly magazine -- the author is a Texan known for previous books about rap and basketball. The minute I read about I am a total nerd when it comes to The Office. Seriously. I've seen the episodes before Steve Carell left the show many. many times each. I've seen the later ones also, just not as many times. It just wasn't the same without Michael Scott. (I also firmly believe that Steve Carell should really be with me. Sorry, Nancy Carell.) I discovered this ebook by reading an article in Texas Monthly magazine -- the author is a Texan known for previous books about rap and basketball. The minute I read about it, I knew this collection of essays about The Office was for me. I wanted to adore it as much as I do the show. To laugh out loud. To reread it. To quote it. Unfortunately, I was disappointed. With the exception of one chapter, the one about Pam's art show, the collection is really not so much a collection of essays, but a collection of comparisons (basketball-style comparisons?), lists (who is the best couple?), rankings and lists. Oh, and one whole chapter that is the author and his wife having an e-mail exchange about whether Jim Halpert is hot. He is, by the way. Sorry, Laramie, you're wrong. I did chuckle a few times, to be fair. And I knew several things the author didn't: Pam's mom is Helene, The Woman Who Sold Purses at the Office and Subsequently Dated Jim was Katie (played by a then little-known Amy Adams), and the real estate agent Michael dated was Carol (his real-life wife who is not me but should be). If you are also obsessed with The Office, by all means take a look. It's a quick read. It can easily be done in one sitting. There's just so much more to be said and much more minutiae to obsess over. There isn't even an essay or examination on "that's what she said." And that's a shame. ...more
Sara
Jul 31, 2018 rated it really liked it
I loved this collection of essays because it reminded me of episodes and scenes and jokes that I hadn't heard in a while. I thought Shea Serrano added a lot of great commentary in some places, and then basically just narrated episodes I already had memorized in other sections. Maybe part of the problem is that I know the show so well, the long recaps were redundant. It could be argued that Serrano was trying to get all readers up to speed, but it's a self-selecting audience— anyone that knows ab I loved this collection of essays because it reminded me of episodes and scenes and jokes that I hadn't heard in a while. I thought Shea Serrano added a lot of great commentary in some places, and then basically just narrated episodes I already had memorized in other sections. Maybe part of the problem is that I know the show so well, the long recaps were redundant. It could be argued that Serrano was trying to get all readers up to speed, but it's a self-selecting audience— anyone that knows about, purchases, and reads this collection already loves the show to such a degree that extensive plot summaries for the most famous episodes are unnecessary. Overall, though, it was very enjoyable and I would highly recommend it to any fans of The Office. 4 stars. ...more
Mark McDaniel
Jul 23, 2018 rated it really liked it
I think I simply set my expectations too high as I recently finished "Basketball (And Other Things)" and "The Rap Yearbook." The art work is perfect and some are the chapters are great, but in other chapters (or "meetings"), it sort of feels like he is rambling about The Office without any real sort of direction. Also, like in "The Rap Yearbook," I believe Shea is burdened by having to adhere to a strict word count, so some of his ideas in certain "meetings" do not seem fully developed.
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I think I simply set my expectations too high as I recently finished "Basketball (And Other Things)" and "The Rap Yearbook." The art work is perfect and some are the chapters are great, but in other chapters (or "meetings"), it sort of feels like he is rambling about The Office without any real sort of direction. Also, like in "The Rap Yearbook," I believe Shea is burdened by having to adhere to a strict word count, so some of his ideas in certain "meetings" do not seem fully developed.
Shea is the man though, so it's definitely worth supporting him for $20.
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Justin Hairston
As good as it is short. A heartfelt tribute to one of the most endearing television shows of all time.

More importantly, after three books/projects from Shea Serrano, I think I'm ready to declare that he is just an all-around, capital-G Great writer. His ultra-plainspoken manner betrays the wit and sharpness behind everything he writes, and his meandering sentences evoke a less-burdened David Foster Wallace. That seems like a crazy comparison to make, except that maybe it's not all that crazy at

As good as it is short. A heartfelt tribute to one of the most endearing television shows of all time.

More importantly, after three books/projects from Shea Serrano, I think I'm ready to declare that he is just an all-around, capital-G Great writer. His ultra-plainspoken manner betrays the wit and sharpness behind everything he writes, and his meandering sentences evoke a less-burdened David Foster Wallace. That seems like a crazy comparison to make, except that maybe it's not all that crazy at all.

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Shane B
Aug 29, 2018 rated it liked it
I love Shea Serrano and might just buy anything he writes, ever. I also love the Office. So I love that Shea Serrano wrote a book about the Office. Its a fun project. The pictures are pretty also. And Jim Halpert is definitely hot, how could you even argue about this? Look at him???

I probably wouldn't recommend this to people who aren't familiar with Shea's style - its not his BEST work, either. But I still had fun reading it.

I love Shea Serrano and might just buy anything he writes, ever. I also love the Office. So I love that Shea Serrano wrote a book about the Office. Its a fun project. The pictures are pretty also. And Jim Halpert is definitely hot, how could you even argue about this? Look at him???

I probably wouldn't recommend this to people who aren't familiar with Shea's style - its not his BEST work, either. But I still had fun reading it.

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ellen seal
Jan 02, 2020 rated it really liked it
Ok so it's more of a 3.5 but I'm rounding up because the office is simply the greatest show.

The first essay threw me because it was more or less a retelling of an episode I've already seen a million times. Unfortunately that kind of knocked it down a notch and I could never get past my "duh I knew that already" complex when reading the rest. I did enjoy the essays that were more analytical or played around with more opinion based rankings and overall it was a fun read.

Siran
Aug 11, 2018 rated it it was amazing
I'll give it 8 stars if I can. Not 10 stars because it's too short! Much like the show itself, I just wish it could go on and on and on... Shea made me so very happy, as usual. I laughed uncontrollably for many essays, wept for one, and had a warm wise old-aged 'daww you guys' smile on during the entire last essay. <3

Shea is a super nerd. Nerds are great.

Bryson Shaw
Mar 02, 2019 rated it really liked it
When the wife is sick you get some time to read. Shea has such a unique voice and I know I will love everything he writes. His articles on grantland and the ringer are great stuff. This one was not as good as basketball and other things, but that's like saying the 2017 Warriors are not as good as the 2018 Warriors. Great to really great. When the wife is sick you get some time to read. Shea has such a unique voice and I know I will love everything he writes. His articles on grantland and the ringer are great stuff. This one was not as good as basketball and other things, but that's like saying the 2017 Warriors are not as good as the 2018 Warriors. Great to really great. ...more
Daniel
Apr 26, 2019 rated it it was amazing
I'm a huge fan of the Office, and a huge fan of Shea Serrano. So this rating is definitely biased. However, Serrano does a very good job of bringing back all of the nostalgia from my favorite tv comedy show. Out of the 10 essays, only 1 had me bewildered. Essay 9, the perfect couple. Lame sauce removal on the obvious couple. BUT OKAY.... I CAN DEAL. I'M NOT MAD. I'm a huge fan of the Office, and a huge fan of Shea Serrano. So this rating is definitely biased. However, Serrano does a very good job of bringing back all of the nostalgia from my favorite tv comedy show. Out of the 10 essays, only 1 had me bewildered. Essay 9, the perfect couple. Lame sauce removal on the obvious couple. BUT OKAY.... I CAN DEAL. I'M NOT MAD. ...more
Rachel
Jun 14, 2019 rated it it was amazing
Um this book is my favorite thing to have ever happened. This guy is on the same level of The Office nerdetry that I am and it's FANTASTIC. if you know every ep of the show, you will super appreciate this book. This guy is so funny and it's a fun read - I never wanted it to end so I drew it out lol
Ben Schwind
Sep 13, 2020 rated it really liked it
I just really enjoy the way Shea Serrano writes this stuff. I like the conversational language, I like the humor, I like the fun ways of analyzing things. I would just say if you ever see him writing about something you're interested in (basketball, rap, movies, Scrubs) you should just check it out. I just really enjoy the way Shea Serrano writes this stuff. I like the conversational language, I like the humor, I like the fun ways of analyzing things. I would just say if you ever see him writing about something you're interested in (basketball, rap, movies, Scrubs) you should just check it out. ...more
Nick Greenwood
Do you like The Office? Does it matter. Just buy this. Shea is awesome. The Office is awesome. It's full of great essays about The Office. It'll make you re-watch the series to pick up on things and then you'll want to write essays about The Office. Do you like The Office? Does it matter. Just buy this. Shea is awesome. The Office is awesome. It's full of great essays about The Office. It'll make you re-watch the series to pick up on things and then you'll want to write essays about The Office. ...more
Bridget Guetta
A must-read for any Office fan (probably will not enjoy it if you haven't seen The Office, but also- if you haven't seen The Office, what are you doing with your life!?) Make sure not to miss the footnotes!
Steve
Nov 17, 2018 rated it really liked it
I'd definitely recommend reading this after a rewatch of the show because it references some pretty specific stuff. But for those who love the show, it's a great way to relive what made it great. Shea's hilarious as always.
Jjkean2
Apr 02, 2020 rated it it was amazing
A friend I follow on Twitter retweeted Shea announcing that his Scrubs book (Where Do You Think We Are Right Now?) is available, and that he was selling both it and this via Venmo. As a fan of both series, and Shea's writing at Grantland/The Ringer, I definitely had to pick them both up. A friend I follow on Twitter retweeted Shea announcing that his Scrubs book (Where Do You Think We Are Right Now?) is available, and that he was selling both it and this via Venmo. As a fan of both series, and Shea's writing at Grantland/The Ringer, I definitely had to pick them both up. ...more
Anthony Heck
Sep 06, 2020 rated it it was amazing
Shea is truly a gifted writer. When you read any of his work it really feels like he is sitting near you and having a conversation with you. Its so much fun and such a good read that I highly recommend anyone that watches The Office to pick this up. Now.
Bay Car
Jul 23, 2018 rated it it was amazing
An absolutely necessary read for anyone who is a fan of the office. Absolutely perfect.
Brandon Anderson
Ariel
Jul 31, 2018 rated it it was amazing
A series of fun essays about The Office from someone who very clearly 1. knows his stuff and B. loves the Office.

The only criticism I have is that it's too small...that's what she said.

A series of fun essays about The Office from someone who very clearly 1. knows his stuff and B. loves the Office.

The only criticism I have is that it's too small...that's what she said.

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Mike Markle
Aug 04, 2018 rated it it was amazing
This was a ton of fun to read. It took me back to episodes I know and love, while giving me some perspective I might not have caught. Thanks, Shea and Arturo!

FOH

Josh
Aug 06, 2018 rated it really liked it
I'll read anything Shea writes but this was especially in my wheelhouse I'll read anything Shea writes but this was especially in my wheelhouse ...more
Luke Carman
Aug 11, 2018 rated it really liked it
oh hey, this counts as a book!

Shea Serrano's essays are always enjoyable. He's great on Twitter, and in most of these essays, it transfers really well. The Office is great. This was a fun read.

oh hey, this counts as a book!

Shea Serrano's essays are always enjoyable. He's great on Twitter, and in most of these essays, it transfers really well. The Office is great. This was a fun read.

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mcizmane
This book wasn't written all that great and I wished it was longer, but I love Shea Serrano and I love The Office so it was great even if for that alone. This book wasn't written all that great and I wished it was longer, but I love Shea Serrano and I love The Office so it was great even if for that alone. ...more

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